19 October, 2008

BBC News

Prince William spends a night getting Dirrty with Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton

Oh dear, he WILL be in trouble when Kate Middleton finds out her Prince Charming spent the night getting Dirrty with two showgirls.

Prince William cosying up to Christina Aguilera

We watched Prince William snuggle up to pop star Christina Aguilera and socialite Paris Hilton in the VIP room at Whisky Mist in London’s Mayfair.

The night was a right royal knees-up. We got there at midnight to see Wills, 26, and Prince Harry, 24, necking vodka cocktails and singing cheesy pop songs.

They and their cousins, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, appeared to be on a mission to be the last royal standing. And it wasn’t long before they invited us to join the party. “Are you having a good night?” asked Wills, while Eugenie got up and danced on the table.

Her wildly swinging arms meant it was nearly a case of “off with our heads”. Still, at least she had an excuse – she and Beatrice had begun boozing early at a slap-up dinner at Zuma to celebrate mum Fergie’s 49th birthday.

Harry was also in high spirits, play-fighting with his girlfriend Chelsy Davy. But in the midst of all the fun, lonely Wills suddenly put down his glass and said: “Excuse me, ladies, I’m just going to say hi to Christina.”

We watched him puff out his chest and stride across the packed bar to the corner where the American singer was sitting with her hubby, Jordan Bratman.

A red-faced William first had to convince her minder he was the real deal.

We heard him whisper: “Er, hi. I’m Prince William, I just wanted to say hello.”

After a bit of wrangling, Christina, 27, gave the nod and Wills was in.

Poor Jordan hardly got a look in as the pair sat very close, swapping numbers and flirting outrageously.

Then we felt an ominous chill as the door swung open and Xtina’s arch enemy Paris Hilton, 26, swanned into the club, amid a cloud of blonde hair extensions.

She was escorted straight to Christina’s table, by the Princes’ good friend Guy Pelly.

But Ms Aguilera quickly crushed her rival with an icy glare and a cool “Hello” before turning her head away.

To ease the frosty atmosphere Guy led Paris to Wills’ table – a safe 30 yards away. There she got stuck into the free Moet and told us: “Don’t you love the Princes? They are so hot. I just had t say hi.”

Sadly, the feeling wasn’t mutual – at least not at first. Harry scarpered and when Wills returned he was not amused to find Paris holding court at his table.

She tried to cosy up to him on the couch and he even turned his shoulder and started talking to a mystery blonde on his right. But when that girl went to the loo, Paris moved in.

We were about to rush to William’s rescue, then we saw they were swapping phone numbers. Xtina who? And, more importantly, Kate who?

Meanwhile Paris searches for her lip gloss

Half an hour later we saw Paris apply more lip gloss, while asking Wills: “Does this look OK?"  Not the best chat-up line, but it seemed to work. Wills was glued to her side or the rest of the night.

When Christina sidled over on her way out at 2.30am, a miffed Jordan moaned to his missus: “You’ve already said bye – and SHE’S with him.”

Prince Harry overheard and grinned at us. And as Wills stood up to say goodbye to Christina, Harry pulled kissing faces behind Jordan’s head. But we burst out laughing which alerted Jordan to Harry taking the mick. Oops!

As the lights came on at 3.15am, the royal bodyguards tried to round up the Princes. But Wills was reluctant to go.

“Make sure she [Paris] gets out of here OK,” he ordered one flunkey.

We bet HRH stood for His Royal Hangover, yesterday